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The Simpsons Quote (About sign keep out enter cop) [Keep out, or Enter. I’m just a sign, not a cop.]

The Simpsons Quote (About touch salad tongs) Don’t touch me. You hands feel like salad tongs.

The Simpsons Quote (About put food in me hungry food) [A note on Homer’s shirt: Put food in me]

The Simpsons Quote (About man lady gifs) [Turning from a lady into a man]

The Simpsons Quote (About Steve Mobs Steve Jobs Mapple store Mapple HP Hewlett Packard Apple) Steve Mobs: Greetings, I am Steve Mobs welcoming you from beyond the grave. Homer: I left a half eaten apple outside your store; the greatest tribute of all. Steve Mobs: The product you hold is like a giant, expensive smartphone that can’t call anyone; it’s so incredible. Steve Mobs: Now press the “Submit” icon and agree to buy al our future products. And we’re going to be making a LOT of stuff. Homer: Uh, I don’t wanna. Steve Mobs: Or you could buy something from…

The Simpsons Quote (About maggie love family Dont forget: youre here forever do it for her. de motivational) [Mr. Burns places a “de-motivational plaque” in Homer’s station that says “Don’t forget: you’re here forever”. Homer then places photos of Maggie around the plaque to alter it into saying “Do it for her”, referring to Maggie.]

The Simpsons Quote (About weekend wednesday saturdays) I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer.

The Simpsons Quote (About women woman what women think) When a woman says ‘nothing’s wrong, that means everything is wrong. And then a woman says ‘everything’s wrong’, that means everything is wrong.

The Simpsons Quote (About serious reading problem books beers) Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Geez, pick up a book. I pick up book like you pick up beers! Then you have a serious reading problem.

The Simpsons Quote (About mondays monday hate mondays gifs) Monday, here we go again.