Browsing: George Carlin

George Carlin Quote (About speed slow fast driving) Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an…

George Carlin Quote (About weather funny forecast dark) Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin Quote (About virginity peace fighting) Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

George Carlin Quote (About monkey life circus) Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus…

George Carlin Quote (About sweaty sweat petty pet life) Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

George Carlin Quote (About truth idealist cynical) Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

George Carlin Quote (About philosophy funny frisbeetarianism frisbee) Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up…

George Carlin Quote (About USA freak show crazy America) When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show.…

George Carlin Quote (About next just do it future action) Always do whatever’s next.

George Carlin Quote (About work truth reality lazy dream) Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people…